Remembering E3's Most Ridiculous (and Heartwarming) Moments

The coroner’s report has officially come in, and just as we all expected, E3 is dead as a doornail. What was once the world’s biggest gaming event was taken off life support years ago, but on Tuesday the Entertainment Software Association declared it was calling it quits supporting the Electronic Entertainment Expo.

Pour one out for what was once the biggest video game showcase on the planet. Back in June, the ESA—the organization that manages the Electronic Entertainment Expo—formally announced it was canceling both E3's digital and physical event for 2023. It was the second year in a row that organizers fully canceled the once-largest video game expo in the world, and we still have not had any kind of live-in person E3 since 2019.

Most major publishers, including Nintendo, Ubisoft, Microsoft, and Sony, had all previously declared they were not going to attend E3, so the writing has been on the wall. The 2021 all-digital event was no different than a press conference straight from a publisher’s own feeds, which seems to have given publishers ideas.

Now you have former E3 hosts like Geoff Keighley effectively remaking some of the old Expo energy at the Summer Game Fest and, most recently, The Game Awards. The big event this past week featured a full dance troop alongside Finnish rock band Poets of the Fall performing “Herald of Darkness” from Alan Wake 2, which was just the sort of manic, over the top energy that represented the best parts of E3.

Despite all the nostalgia and attempts to reinvent E3, big publishers have finally realized that they can stay safe in the cubby holes of their own PR departments. Now, with regular updates like the occasional Nintendo Direct getting as much hype as any E3 showcase, why should the publishers have to stick their neck out for public displays which, in the past, have gone so entertainingly wrong?

Let’s look back through the years at some of our favorite E3 moments, including the cool, the exciting, the sometimes sweet, but mostly the utterly deranged. It was those intense displays of both heartfelt joy and real incompetence that made tuning into E3 every year such an interesting time, which is something we will definitely miss.

“My name is Reggie. I’m about kicking ass, I’m about taking names, and we’re about making games.” This is how the public face of Nintendo introduced himself to the public at the 2004 E3. At first glance, the man who would revamp Nintendo of America’s public image looked like any one of thousands of men in suits, but his aggressive and at times direct verbal jabs at Sony and Microsoft made him a standout. Some fans started calling him the “Regginator,” a word that stuck with him throughout his career until he resigned as Nintendo of America president in 2019.

Nintendo went bold for the seventh console generation. Sure, the motion controls weren’t nearly as functional as advertised in its first demonstrations, but the Wii went cheaper while other parties went more expensive. More than that, the Nintendo Wii made full backward compatibility with the Gamecube a selling point.

The 2006 Sony press conference was perhaps the most infamous of E3’s long history. The nearly two-hour-long showcase detailing the PS3 was awash in poor planning and even worse execution. It took up until the very end to learn the most mocked aspect of the console: its price tag. The $599 60-gigabyte model was a steep asking price compared to its contemporaries, though there was still high demand for the console at launch.

One of the best things about E3 has long been just how ill-prepared some developers are when showcasing their games. The 2006 Sony display of Genji: Days of the Blade would inevitably become one of the most famous examples of spokespeople who do not understand their own product. Case in point: right after the spokesperson declared how realistic the game was, a kaiju-sized crab jumped out on screen.

The entire Genji demo was such a big example of cringe that “you attack its weak point for massive damage” and “real time weapon change” has lasted far longer than memory of the game itself.

There’s nothing like poor Sony Corporation VP Kaz Hirai standing there awkwardly while the PSP struggles to boot up. “This brings back memories” he says again and again as the camera zooms in on his hands. We’ve all been there during incredibly awkward school reports in front of the class, but Hirai shows a superhuman ability to not break as his game sluggishly boots in front of thousands of people watching in-person and online.

Fils-Aime had even more antics in store for the E3s following his debut. During the 2007 demonstration of the Wii Balance Board, the Nintendo of America president got up on stage, stood in front of the board like an awkward slab of concrete, shrugged and said the magic, memeable words “my body is ready.”

Comedian Jamie Kennedy would later try to describe why his jokes landed so flat at Activision’s conference. At the time, he said he honestly didn’t know much or anything about the company’s gaming slate save for the Tony Hawk: Pro Skater franchise. He also claims he was told another actor was supposed to host the conference, but he got roped into the gig later.

“All right, bring the house down.”

The Microsoft Kinect was supposed to be Xbox’s answer to motion controls, but the company’s first demonstration of the technology was less than stellar. The device itself and the technology behind it did last far longer than the Wii or PlayStation Move controllers, despite how mocked it was at the time.

For the eighth console generation, Microsoft was setting itself up for a fall. The company previously announced that the Xbox One would tie games to a console using DRM. Sony saw this, and decided to tackle its competitor at its E3 conference. It told the crowd that its games would be self-contained units, and that you could sell them or share them however you wanted. The crowd blew up in excitement, but just a few years later, we’re still talking about DRM and always-online aspects of games. In that way, it’s good to look back and see how the most basic aspects of ownership cannot be taken for granted in this industry.

It was one of the most heartbreakingly sweet moments of all of E3 history. Davide Soliani, the creative director for Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle!, grew up a fan of Nintendo and its longtime lead Shigeru Miyamoto. So when Miyamoto called out and thanked “Davide-san” at the 2017 E3, the man could not hold back his tears. Moments like this are so rare in the game industry, that it makes the hole that E3 could leave that much greater.

In the latter years of E3’s time on this earth, the publisher Devolver Digital perfected the art of spoofing the obscenity of gaming hype. DD’s 2017 conference was easily their best, especially for how unexpected it was to the gaming press at the time. According to Devolver Digital heads in an interview with Polygon, the now-classic showcase came together last minute, but it and its 2018 conference are still incredibly entertaining, even though we no longer have anything like it for the company to mock.

2019 was the last year we had an in-person E3. The 2021 digital-only conference wasn’t nearly as eccentric or excessive as in previous years, and former Ghostwire: Tokyo creative director Ikumi Nakamura is a good example why. Her on-stage antics during the Bethesda conference were some of the most genuine seen at the Electronic Entertainment Expo yet.