Magic: The Gathering's Secret Lair Anniversary Is Full of Sexy Ian Malcolm

Magic: The Gathering's Secret Lair Anniversary Is Full of Sexy Ian Malcolm

Wizards of the Coast is celebrating the anniversary of its promo card store with Jurassic Park, Tomb Raider, and much, much more.

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Today Wizards of the Coast is celebrating the 2023 “Secretversary,” the anniversary of its Magic: The Gathering limited promo store Secret Lair—and it’s doing so in style with an honestly distressing amount of Jeff Goldblum.

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Announced today, Wizards will celebrate the anniversary of Secret Lair this year with a slate of specially-themed sets released as a huge “Superdrop,” including a series of drops tied to the latest expansion to Magic, Lost Caverns of Ixalan.

A trio of licensed tie-in drops lead the charge, with two Ixalan sets crossing over with Jurassic Park—one themed around the iconic dinosaurs of the franchise, the other, the equally iconic Dr. Ian Malcolm (including, yes, unbuttoned shirt Ian). The third is a surprise video game twist in the form of a series of Tomb Raider cards, helmed by a special Lara Croft card with unique mechanics.

Other highlights include winter-themed drops like holiday set from artist Jesse LeDoux and snow-covered land cards, a set of space-exploration-inspired sci-fi art cards, and a new synthwave series. Each set will be available from the Secret Lair website starting today, November 20, at 12 p.m. ET, and will be open for preorder until 2:59 a.m. ET December 27. Orders made between now and November 27 will get 10% off, and any single order totalling $200 or more will include a special new promo card, “The Locust God.” Click through to see what’s on offer!

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Secret Lair Jesse LeDoux Holiday 2023: Giver of Runes

Secret Lair Jesse LeDoux Holiday 2023: Giver of Runes

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Secret Lair Jesse LeDoux Holiday 2023: Distant Melody

Secret Lair Jesse LeDoux Holiday 2023: Distant Melody

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Secret Lair Jesse LeDoux Holiday 2023: Cathartic Reunion

Secret Lair Jesse LeDoux Holiday 2023: Cathartic Reunion

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Secret Lair Jesse LeDoux Holiday 2023: Moment’s Peace

Secret Lair Jesse LeDoux Holiday 2023: Moment’s Peace

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Secret Lair Jesse LeDoux Holiday 2023: Homeward Path

Secret Lair Jesse LeDoux Holiday 2023: Homeward Path

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Dinosaurs: Tyrannosaurus Rex

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Dinosaurs: Tyrannosaurus Rex

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Dinosaurs: Velociraptor

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Dinosaurs: Velociraptor

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Dinosaurs: Indominus Rex

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Dinosaurs: Indominus Rex

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Dinosaurs: Triceratops

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Dinosaurs: Triceratops

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Dinosaurs: Spinosaurus

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Dinosaurs: Spinosaurus

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Ian Malcolm: Chaotic Chaotician

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Ian Malcolm: Chaotic Chaotician

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Ian Malcolm: Malcolm’s Mercurial Mirth

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Ian Malcolm: Malcolm’s Mercurial Mirth

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Ian Malcolm: Ian, Convalescent Charmer

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Ian Malcolm: Ian, Convalescent Charmer

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Ian Malcolm: Dr. Ian Malcolm

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Ian Malcolm: Dr. Ian Malcolm

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Ian Malcolm: Egg

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan x Jurassic Ian Malcolm: Egg

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan Showcase: Captain Lannery Storm

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan Showcase: Captain Lannery Storm

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan Showcase: Admiral Beckett Brass

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan Showcase: Admiral Beckett Brass

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan Showcase: Elenda, the Dusk Rose

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan Showcase: Elenda, the Dusk Rose

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan Showcase: Kumena, Tyrant of Orazca

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan Showcase: Kumena, Tyrant of Orazca

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Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan Showcase: Vona, Butcher of Magan

Secret Lair Lost Caverns of Ixalan Showcase: Vona, Butcher of Magan

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Secret Lair Mycosynthwave: Mycosynth Golem

Secret Lair Mycosynthwave: Mycosynth Golem

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Secret Lair Mycosynthwave: Mycosynth Lattice

Secret Lair Mycosynthwave: Mycosynth Lattice

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Secret Lair Mycosynthwave: Mycosynth Wellspring

Secret Lair Mycosynthwave: Mycosynth Wellspring

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Secret Lair Paradise Frost: Snow-Covered Plains

Secret Lair Paradise Frost: Snow-Covered Plains

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Secret Lair Paradise Frost: Snow-Covered Island

Secret Lair Paradise Frost: Snow-Covered Island

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Secret Lair Paradise Frost: Snow-Covered Swamp

Secret Lair Paradise Frost: Snow-Covered Swamp

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Secret Lair Paradise Frost: Snow-Covered Mountain

Secret Lair Paradise Frost: Snow-Covered Mountain

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Secret Lair Paradise Frost: Snow-Covered Forest

Secret Lair Paradise Frost: Snow-Covered Forest

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Secret Lair Tales of the Timestoppers: Beacon of Tomorrows

Secret Lair Tales of the Timestoppers: Beacon of Tomorrows

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Secret Lair Tales of the Timestoppers: Nexus of Fate

Secret Lair Tales of the Timestoppers: Nexus of Fate

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Secret Lair Tales of the Timestoppers: Time Reversal

Secret Lair Tales of the Timestoppers: Time Reversal

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Secret Lair Tales of the Timestoppers: Time Stop

Secret Lair Tales of the Timestoppers: Time Stop

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Secret Lair Through the Wormhole: Arcane Signet

Secret Lair Through the Wormhole: Arcane Signet

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Secret Lair Through the Wormhole: Lightning Graves

Secret Lair Through the Wormhole: Lightning Graves

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Secret Lair Through the Wormhole: Sol Ring

Secret Lair Through the Wormhole: Sol Ring

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Secret Lair Through the Wormhole: Thought Vessel

Secret Lair Through the Wormhole: Thought Vessel

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Secret Lair Through the Wormhole: Command Tower

Secret Lair Through the Wormhole: Command Tower

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Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Lara Croft, Tomb Raider

Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Lara Croft, Tomb Raider

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Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Heart of the Explorer

Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Heart of the Explorer

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Secret Lair Tomb Raider: The Lost Valley

Secret Lair Tomb Raider: The Lost Valley

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Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Storms of Yamatai

Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Storms of Yamatai

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Secret Lair Tomb Raider: The Grim Whisper

Secret Lair Tomb Raider: The Grim Whisper

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Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Totec’s Spear

Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Totec’s Spear

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Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Kitezh, Sunken City

Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Kitezh, Sunken City

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Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Treasure

Secret Lair Tomb Raider: Treasure

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